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| Top | Misc Jokes | Amish and the Elevator
An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.
The boy asked, \"What is this, Father?\" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, \"Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don\'t know what it is.\"
While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.
Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out. The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son, \".....Go get your mother.\"
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(Added: 2005-04-07 Rating: 7.65 Votes: 46)
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الموسوعة العربية الشاملة: اكثر من 20 الف صفحة فى شتى المجالات:
مكتبة البرامج المجانية- 30.000 برنامج مجانى للتحميل فورا: برامج مجانية, مكتبة
البرامج, برامج نوكيا, تنزيل برامج, برامج ويندوز, برامج, برامج أعمال, برامج
خدمية, مضادات فيروسات,
جداول الكترونية, قواعد بيانات, برامج الانترنت, وسائط متعددة ورسوم...
برامج أعمال -
سطح المكتب -
برامج تعليمية -
برامج الانترنت -
وسائط متعددة ورسوم -
لغات برمجة -
برامج خدمية وزيادة الإنتاجية...
والكثير...
مئات
ال العاب المجانية لجميع الفئات العمرية ولحميع المزاجات.اختر لعبتك المفضلة وقم بتحميلها فورا:
ألعاب ثلاثية
الأبعاد -
العاب اكشن -
العاب الغاز -
العاب رياضية -
العاب الكلمات المتقاطعة -
العاب تقوية
الذاكرة -
العاب تعليميه -
العاب
استراتيجية
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